weird food facts about me

1. I don't usually swallow the last half inch or so of water in a water bottle because I think it contains all the backwash.

2. I eat pie from the crust to the point so it doesn't tip over halfway through.

3. I inspect my grapes before I eat them. If it has any sort of puncture mark in the skin I won't eat it but I'll happily let Marshall. I figure he doesn't look them over on his own so I can hand over my uneaten ones to him, he's not the grapuncturephobe.

4. I can only drink milk from a glass cup or a plastic one but only if it has a thin lip.

5. Some chicken has a really nasty chickeny flavor. I won't name the stores but I'll only eat chicken from two of them. I also usually can't eat an entire chicken breast because the flavor grosses me out by the end. I also don't like left over meat. It tastes too meaty after a night in the fridge. But I do like leftover pizza, cold.

Just Today...

Grammy: "I love you to pieces!"

Marshall: "Two pieces?"

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