The List

POOOOOOLIO!!! I would like to hit a museum of the arts. uh... Games nightS, for sure! Do you still have those magnetic marble courses that RIley and I were such a fan of a few Christmases ago? I'd like to see what the boys do for fun. Maybe we could go to a park and bring their bikes, or a frizdisk or something. Make and eat a cake for flag day, and then another one for fathers day! Make a paper chain, counting down the days till summer. Manny and petty day of course. We could go to the mall and pickup on chicks... skanky ones. We could go to the corner of Aaaaaaaw yeaaaaahh, and electric boogaloo, to catch the grand funk railroad to funky town for the day. We could make believe your living room is a fairy tale land and built a pillow and blanket castle and battle Japanese ninjas. We could listen to Owl City till our hearts are full of joy. We could make and distribute biscuits to the homeless. I'd like to go to John's work and get my picture taken with him on my lap and then me on his. We could rent an adventure movie and eat popcorn and candy, and snuggle close. Riley mentioned that she'd like to hold the new baby, and then hold Dash, and then hold the baby, holding Dash. We could go to the clothing department at Walmart or some such place, and then dress each other up, and laugh about how silly we look. Fly Kites. Water Balloon Fight. Share stories from our respective childhoods. The drawing game of course. We could explore new realms of thought thru the vehicle of psychotropic drugs and then start a family band called, the Keds Kids. And we'll all wear red Keds. We could go for, and subsequently become a part of, a nature walk. We could go to a baseball game. We could go to a nursing home and pretend to be family of strangers, cause sometimes they write you checks when they think you're family. We could save up all our pennies and then when the moment is right, huck them at ducks from behind bushes in the park. We could play bigger or better. We could invent a board game and then become millionaires from the sales profits (This one i'm pretty serious about). We could take candy from a baby (possibly Hudson) and then give it back, cause it's adorable when babies think something is gone forever. We could write a short story called, from the mind of Marshall. We'll need two sticks of butter and a cheese grater, but I think we could re-invent the way toast is buttered. We could play basketball in our red Keds, and then win the championship. We could make a trail thru the wilderness after mobs of anti-momos kick us out of their town, ending up in Deseret, and making BFFs with the local Indian tribes. We could hold on to the night! Or turn up the night! Or we could dance like spirits all night! We could hide in a park until somebody finds us. We could invent a perpetual motion machine. We could go to the grocery store and put shopping carts in people's truck beds. We could go bar hopping, and size up the local talent. On flag day we'll have everyone we know call the local pet shop and ask, Are you open? And then say oh good, it's flag day, didn't know if you would be or not. We'll need chalk and a park with a lot of sidewalk, but I think we could make a really long hop scotch course. We could mentor retarded youths. We could make sandals out of old tires and lanyards. We'll need to learn the words to Cats in the Cradle, a Boy named Sue, and Isn't she Lovelyl, but I think we could go Father's Day caroling. We could buy bread for the ducks at the park, but then refuse to give it to them. We could train Dash to pick up the boys toys. We could start a colony on a planet somewhere in another universe and mine a precious metal called unobtainium, and then I'll fall in love with a native girl called Pocahontas, and I'll marry her and bring her back to England with me, and Riley will become best friends with a bat called batty. We could go to a flee market and subsequently re-invent our selves as some of the hippest Hipster in Kansas City. Photo Caption Contest! We could ask people if they'd like to be part of a blind taste test, then we'll blind fold them and run off immediately after we lick their arms. We could hope and pray that the clouds will part so we can go outside and play. We could come up with some sick lyrics for Cooper Sunshine to use in a rap song. We could spit lyrics so sick that when it comes time to ryhme, no one will notice that we aren't. We could join Twitter and then hang out in your living room tweeting, and every once in a while we'll laugh at things we've just tweeted. Do you have Mario Kart? Mario Kart tournament. We can go to Stonecutters in honor of Cooper! Philosophical discussion night anyone? Are you bringing your camera dad... if you're still reading at this point... ? We'll all take turns taking a picture of the same thing, then we'll pull them up on the computer and declare a winner. Scavenger hunt (list to follow). Throw'n Coen contest. We'll buy a Lego set and each do one piece at a time. Coupon clipping night anyone? Make up the rules to a game called If it doesn't move, it's yours. Have some brownies in honor of Cooper. We could play Who's Toothbrush, that's where we decide who's toothbrush it is by smelling them. We'll make our own photo caption contest by taking random photos while we're out and about! Nice. We'll come up with numbers and have John analyse them. Alright, I'm done. someone else's turn. We could hold a press conference. We'll need a hand full of sunshine and a large sieve, but I think we can we can make powdered joy. We can go to the book section of a thrift shoppe, call out a subject, then take two books who's title meet the subject criteria and are also funny when read together. Make up the rules to a game called, by the time you know what's in your hand you don't want to play anymore. Poker night anyone? We'll go to the post office and ask them for a list of places they ship to. Geo cashe anyone? Discuss Snoop Dog's lyrical meanings. Go to a grocery store before it opens, then when it opens, ask to see the produce manager and ask him or her if anyone has touched the fruit yet? Write letters to editors. Write the screen play for Riley's movie. I for one would like to go Milf Hunting. We'll need two balloons, a poodle skirt and blouse, and a razor, but I think i'd make a pretty 50's era girl. Make up the rules to a game called, if it doesn't taste right, spit it out and try the next one... I'm thinking someone will be blind folded for this game... and we'll need a lot of Legos and different kinds of condiments to dip them in. Ok, I'm probably done again. Feel free to jump in here, anyone.

EPIC

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Miscellaneous April Pictures

 Coen has a thing lately of wearing mismatched boots.  Cowboy/Snow, Snow/Rain, Rain/Cowboy are the combinations we've seen him come up with.

 He's also really into building with his TRIO blocks.  Love these!!

 This was right after Grammy left.  I made sure to spend time with him each day to make sure he didn't get lost in the new baby shuffle.

 He set his knights up to guard the fort I built him.

 He loves dressing up and wore this horse costume from Pippa all over the house for about a week straight.

 Grammy sent the boys these gruesome fake teeth aka: lead poisoning, courtesy of China.

 On this night Hudson wouldn't sleep.

 It was about 2am so I gave him a bath then faux-hawked his hair.

 I found this adorable Knight Preschool Pack online and put it together for Coen.  He loves knights, castles, and dragons.  We had a lot of fun doing it during Hudson's naptime.

 Love the tongue sticking out!

 Counting practice.

 Making a pattern.

 This was my all time favorite outfit of Coen's.

 Love that I get another boy to put it on!

 Marshall was chosen as one of two Star Students in his class for the third quarter.

 They had an assembly for the first graders who received this award and other recognition.

He also got an award for something else I can't remember.  Good conduct maybe?

 He got this t-shirt that Coen then ruined with dry-erase marker.

 Fox Hill Visitor :)

 Then there was Take Your Child to Work Day.  Marshall went from 9am to 1pm when I came to pick him up and drop off lunch.  Several other kids were there to hang out, too.

   A co-worker let Marshall sit at his desk and play computer games after the other kids left.

 I embarrassed John by taking pictures.  A wife/mother's prerogative, right?

 Coen wanted a picture with Dad at his desk, too.

My boys :)

And that was April in a Nutshell.